100+ Anti-Valentines Day Quotes for Who Doesn’t Like the Day

You don’t have to be single on Valentine’s Day, but you also don’t have to be in a relationship. If you’re not feeling the love this year don’t worry, because there are plenty of people who feel that way too! Here are 100+ quotes about being single on Valentine’s Day that might just bring a few laughs into your day.

Anti Valentines Day Quotes

  • Know why I have a library card? Because I’m checkin’ you out.
  • Happy Valentine’s Day to the most beautiful woman I know.
  • “Love is friendship that has caught on fire.” —Ann Landers
Anti Valentines Day Quotes
  • You’re dog-gone cute. Pair this with a small dog toy, stickers, or eraser.
  • I wheelie like you. You can pair this Valentine’s quote with small Matchbox cars, or little bike toys.
  • I like the way you roll. This would be cute with a squishy ball, or a bouncy ball.
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Anti Valentines Day Quotes
Anti Valentines Day Quotes
Anti Valentines Day Quotes
Anti Valentines Day Quotes
Anti Valentines Day Quotes
Anti Valentines Day Quotes
  • Stupid Cupid
  • Roses are red, blah blah blah – WINE.
  • R is for Romance. Rum.
  • Single and loving it
  • Yep, still single
Anti Valentines Day Quotes
Anti Valentines Day Quotes
Anti Valentines Day Quotes
  • Cupid rhymes with stupid
  • Love stinks… let’s drink!
  • Forget love, I’d rather fall into chocolate (wine/beer/tacos)
Anti Valentines Day Quotes
Anti Valentines Day Quotes
Anti Valentines Day Quotes
Anti Valentines Day Quotes
Anti Valentines Day Quotes
  • No Boyfriend (Girlfriend), No Problem or No Husband (Wife), No Problem
  • Cupid makes me cringe
  • Not your Valentine.
  • Valentine Schmalentine
  • Single and not available
  • Love is in the air – try not to breathe
Anti Valentines Day Quotes
Anti Valentines Day Quotes
  • Love disappoints. Tacos don’t.
  • V is for Vodka, Not Valentine
  • Not today Cupid
  • February 14th – Just another day
Anti Valentines Day Quotes
Anti Valentines Day Quotes

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