Happiness, laughter and good tidings to you in the new year! It’s that time of year again where we reflect on all that we have accomplished and share with those who matter most. In the spirit of the holiday season, here are some messages for your friends and family.
Funny New Year Wishes 2023
- New years are like restart buttons. You think you can push the button and start things all over again but then realize your life is too messed up to be restarted fresh!
- So excited for you guys to ruin another year of your life. Have a merry and Happy New Year 2022.
- Sorry for all the annoying behavior I did throughout the year. May you give me another chance to do that in the next New Year!
- A new year doesn’t come to change your life. It comes to remind you that one more year has gone and you’re still the same useless moron who thinks he can make his resolutions come true!
- May this new year bring you more money so that you can buy expensive gifts for me. Happy new year!
- I hope you start the New Year as the startup of your old habits. Have the same old beautiful life in a box of New Year!
- A new year with the same old worries and tension. Buckle up, drink some more, and peace out for the rest of the night. Happy New Year.
- I would quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.
- I hope growing up is not included in your resolution this year. Let’s just live it like the old ones and we can grow up in some other years. Happy new year 2022, partner!
- outh is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.
- May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. Happy New Year!
- New Year’s Day — now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good
- Happy new year! How’d it be if instead of bringing happiness, joy, and peace, new year’s brought cash, fame, and champagne?
- We all get the exact same 365 days. The only difference is what we do with them.
- New Year’s is the time to forget all your fears, drink a few beers, leave behind all your tears!
- Happy New Year from someone adorable, handsome, intelligent, and who wants to see you smiling always.
- Don’t ask about my new year’s resolutions because all my past resolutions are yet to be done. Have a blessed new year!
- Live it up on New Year’s Eve – you’ve got the whole year to live it down!
- If you were born in September, it is better to assume that your parents started their new year successfully.
- May your dreams get fulfilled as well as your bills. Best of luck with the New Year, dear.
- If all the heartbreaks and troubles from the last year didn’t make you strong, let me wish one more year full of agony and tears. I really want you to be stronger. Happy new year!
- Though I am wishing you a very happy New Year, but remember you still have the same old husband!
- Happy New Year! It is midnight already, and you are getting old – just go to sleep!
- New years are like pages in a book that’s so boring. You always think that the next page will be interesting, but it turns out to be the same every time. Happy new year!
- Life is short and every new year makes it even shorter. Happy new year! You just waved goodbye to one more year of your short life!
- It’s time to make old mistakes in different ways. Hurray! Happy New Year!
- I saved you from spending a fortune on a New Year’s party – I sent you an invitation for an online party!
- New Year is like a restart button. Use it to start things over.
- I’m gonna order a pizza five minutes before the new year and when they arrive I will say I ordered this a year ago, lol.
- Happy New Year from someone who is Adorable, Handsome, and intelligent and wants to see you smiling always.
- Life always gives you a second chance, it’s called Happy New Year.
- Every year I make a resolution to Be Myself, but circumstances change me.
- A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
- I hope you make a revolution of losing 20 pounds in the coming year and gain 30 pounds more instead. Wish you a New Year full of positivity!
- Happy new year! How’d it be if instead of bringing happiness, joy, and peace, new year’s brought cash, fame and champagne?
- May this New Year bring you more problems, more tears, and more pains. Don’t get me wrong. I just want you to be a stronger person.
- It’s a new year once again and it’s the same old life you’re living once again. What is there to celebrate?
- I usually make resolutions when I am drunk, that way I never have to commit it.
- I wish you can maintain your resolution to quit smoking a few days more this new year!
- My New Year’s resolution is to help all my friends gain ten pounds so I look skinnier.
- You can do anything, but not everything – Happy New Year 2022.
- My wish is that this year you fulfill your New Year’s resolution especially the ones you made at the beginning of last year. Happy New Year!
- If nothing changes this New Year to your liking, just change your habit of complaining!
- May all your weight loss aspirations be fulfilled in the New Year!
- May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions!
- This year my resolution is to find out who I am.
- Stop checking my status. I don’t post my resolutions here.
- May the happiness you get this year become bigger than your weight…… Happy New Year!
- Read books instead of reading my status! Happy new year.
- Flip a coin… If the head comes, I am yours, if the tail comes then you are mine. happy new year
- The funniest part of a new year is making new resolutions. I am pretty sure you have one too. Let me know about your resolution and I’ll try not to laugh as I did in the last year.
- Here’s a new year wish for you before the network gets jammed. I hope you’re having great fun. Wishing you a successful year ahead!
- God is kind enough to give you a new year but not so kind to give you a new life. Happy new year 2022!
Funny New Year Messages 2023
- The most fun part about making New Year’s resolutions is breaking New Year’s resolutions. Can’t wait to mess up with you.
- I hope this year ends up with your smiling selfie to see on the Facebook posts. Wish you a bright and joyful New Year!
- I saved you from spending a fortune on a New Year’s party – I sent you an invitation for an online party!
- I hope this new year brings you joy and happiness because oh lord you look so ugly when you end up crying. I don’t want to witness that ever again.
- May your trips and tricks work amazing for you in this upcoming year. Stay sane and sober.
- Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.
- Go ahead make a resolution. It’s not as complicated as pregnancy.
- New Year’s is just a holiday created by calendar companies that don’t want you reusing last year’s calendar.
- Today at the gym I asked a girl what her new year’s resolution is, She said “F*** you” so I’m pretty excited for 2022.
- I don’t have a new year’s resolution you don’t need that crap when you’re perfect.
- What’s your plan for 31st Night? mine is to check all bookmarks I added to my browser in the year 2021.
- I can’t believe it’s been a year since I didn’t become a better person.
- Dear God, my prayer for 2022 is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don’t mix these up like you did this year.
- My new year’s resolution? I’ll probably keep it at 1280 x 1024 like always. thanks for asking.
- Whatever it is you’re scared of doing, do it. Make your mistakes next year and forever.
- A new year doesn’t stop the ghosts from your past mistake coming back to haunt you. So, if you think you’re over it, you’re wrong. Happy new year!
- Let us celebrate this New Year’s Eve in honor of the time we successfully wasted this year.
- Before I get drunk, dance on the bar, lose my phone, get naked and get arrested, Let me wish you a Happy New Year.
- Happy New Year! Let’s eat, drink, and be merry – for tomorrow we diet!
- God is kind enough to give you a new year but not so kind to give you a new life. Happy new year 2022!
- If I had done you wrong, I am sorry. May you still give me a chance this New Year to do it over and over again. Happy New Year!
- I’m gonna order a pizza five minutes before the new year and when they arrive I will say I ordered this a year ago, lol.
- As the clock strikes twelve, may you have the stamina to wish all of your in-numerous Facebook Friends a Happy New Year.
- This New Year, be at peace with your appearance, you are perfectly in shape – round is a shape in geometry!
- It’s the thing that satisfies your mind, body and soul! Do it on the bed, on a sofa, in the car or anywhere! It’s called Prayer! God bless your naughty mind. Happy new year!
- I wish your dog becomes intelligent to wash muddy legs before running on carpets this year. Happy New Year!
- They say pain and tears help one to be stronger, So I am wishing you more tears and pain. For you to become even stronger than last year. Happy New Year!
- I hope one of your New Year’s resolutions is to stop tagging me in New Year’s photos.
- Resolve to keep happy, and your joy and you shall form an invincible host against difficulties.
- Tom Cruise, Angelina Jolie, Aishwarya Rai, Salman Khan, Jennifer Lopez, Amitabh Bachchan and Me. All the stars wish you a very happy new year.
- A New Year means you will be a little bit older but not any wiser than today! Alas!
- I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.
- Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It’s all funny. Next. Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things. Happy New Year!
- Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.
- May you learn to use your brain in the coming year. It’s a wonder that you got through all these years without having one. Happy new year!
- Wise, kind, gentle, generous, sexy. But enough about me here’s to you. Happy New Year!
- I hope you will not spend the first day of the new year sleeping on the couch. May God give you the strength to fight with laziness. Happy new year!
- I wish God give you more money to help the poor and less money to spend on junk foods. Wishing you a healthy and disease-free year!
- Have some faith in me, this year just like the previous ones- I will be your partner in crime.
- Hope you will not be bothered with New Year’s resolutions this year as well. May God bless you, friend.
- Before I get drunk, dance on the bar, lose my phone, get naked, and get arrested, let me wish you a Happy New Year!
- An optimist stays up till midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
- I wanna kiss you on December 31st from 11:59 pm to 12:01 am, so I can have an amazing ending to 2021 & a beautiful beginning into 2022!
- Wasted another year and will waste more, but thank god I am doing this with you. Happy new year!
- May God bless you with enough motivation to eat less and work out more often. Say no to obesity this new year! Wishing you all the best!
