100+ Funny Valentines Day Messages for Him 2022

Valentines Day is quickly approaching and if you have been struggling to come up with a good Valentine’s Day message for your boyfriend, there is no need to worry. In this article, you will find 100+ funny Valentine’s Day messages for him as well as some other romantic ideas as well!

Funny Valentines Day Messages for Him

  • “I was married by a judge. I should’ve asked for a jury.”
  • “By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.”
  • I am not saying that I care about money more than I do about you. But it’s my father’s advice to spend my money on good purposes only! Happy Valentine’s Day!
  • Valentine’s Day meant nothing to me before you, it’s still means nothing. But I love you anyway.
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Funny Valentines Day Messages for Him
Funny Valentines Day Messages for Him
Funny Valentines Day Messages for Him
Funny Valentines Day Messages for Him
Funny Valentines Day Messages for Him
  • Whoever said Valentine’s day is only for lovers? I love you my best friend! Happy Valentine’s day.
  • I need to upgrade the power of my glasses because I’m blindly in love with you.
  • “You may marry the man of your dreams, ladies, but fourteen years later you’re married to a couch that burps.”
  • It is better to be hated for what you are than loved for what you are not. Andre Gide
Funny Valentines Day Messages for Him
Funny Valentines Day Messages for Him
Funny Valentines Day Messages for Him
Funny Valentines Day Messages for Him
Funny Valentines Day Messages for Him
  • The best way to spend this valentine’s day for me is to spend it with the love of my life – food. Wishing happy valentines day to you!
  • “If you love them in the morning with their eyes full of crust; if you love them at night with their hair full of rollers, chances are, you’re in love.”
  • You don’t need flowers to smell sweet and don’t need ornaments to look beautiful. And then I thought you don’t need a valentine’s day either to be loved!
  • “Oh, here’s an idea: Let’s make pictures of our internal organs and give them to other people we love on Valentine’s Day. That’s not weird at all.”
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Funny Valentines Day Messages for Him
Funny Valentines Day Messages for Him
Funny Valentines Day Messages for Him
Funny Valentines Day Messages for Him
Funny Valentines Day Messages for Him
  • I like the way you chew my mind like a bar of chocolate. It’s just a matter of days before I become brain dead because of your love!
  • “There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.”
  • May God fills your heart with love and your wallet with money so you can buy some chocolates for your honey! Happy valentine’s day!
  • You don’t need a valentine to spend time with on valentine’s day, just like you don’t need HIV on AIDS day.
Funny Valentines Day Messages for Him
Funny Valentines Day Messages for Him
Funny Valentines Day Messages for Him
Funny Valentines Day Messages for Him
Funny Valentines Day Messages for Him
Funny Valentines Day Messages for Him
Funny Valentines Day Messages for Him
  • Life is a game and true love is a trophy. Rufus Wainwright
  • You cannot define love in one word and you cannot celebrate love in one day. That’s why I don’t have any plans with you on this Valentine’s Day!
  • Today, let us celebrate the early demise of all men in promoting love just like Saint Valentine did before his own sad demise!
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Funny Valentines Day Messages for Him

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