Valentines Day is quickly approaching and if you have been struggling to come up with a good Valentine’s Day message for your boyfriend, there is no need to worry. In this article, you will find 100+ funny Valentine’s Day messages for him as well as some other romantic ideas as well!
Funny Valentines Day Messages for Him 2024
- “I was married by a judge. I should’ve asked for a jury.”
- “By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.”
- I am not saying that I care about money more than I do about you. But it’s my father’s advice to spend my money on good purposes only! Happy Valentine’s Day!
- Valentine’s Day meant nothing to me before you, it’s still means nothing. But I love you anyway.
- Whoever said Valentine’s day is only for lovers? I love you my best friend! Happy Valentine’s day.
- I need to upgrade the power of my glasses because I’m blindly in love with you.
- “You may marry the man of your dreams, ladies, but fourteen years later you’re married to a couch that burps.”
- It is better to be hated for what you are than loved for what you are not. Andre Gide
- The best way to spend this valentine’s day for me is to spend it with the love of my life – food. Wishing happy valentines day to you!
- “If you love them in the morning with their eyes full of crust; if you love them at night with their hair full of rollers, chances are, you’re in love.”
- You don’t need flowers to smell sweet and don’t need ornaments to look beautiful. And then I thought you don’t need a valentine’s day either to be loved!
- “Oh, here’s an idea: Let’s make pictures of our internal organs and give them to other people we love on Valentine’s Day. That’s not weird at all.”
- I like the way you chew my mind like a bar of chocolate. It’s just a matter of days before I become brain dead because of your love!
- “There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.”
- May God fills your heart with love and your wallet with money so you can buy some chocolates for your honey! Happy valentine’s day!
- You don’t need a valentine to spend time with on valentine’s day, just like you don’t need HIV on AIDS day.
- Life is a game and true love is a trophy. Rufus Wainwright
- You cannot define love in one word and you cannot celebrate love in one day. That’s why I don’t have any plans with you on this Valentine’s Day!
- Today, let us celebrate the early demise of all men in promoting love just like Saint Valentine did before his own sad demise!
