The holidays are the perfect time to spend with loved ones and enjoy the Christmas spirit. Christmas is a time for giving, sharing, and family. To make your Christmas even more special, we have collected over 100 funny Christmas greetings and wishes that most people would find humorous and clever. We hope you like these messages. Enjoy!
Merry Christmas Funny Wishes 2022
- A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss is not a kiss unless it’s with tongues. So open your mouth and close your eyes and give your tongue some exercise! Merry Christmas!
- Hey you two over there, It’s the old, bearded guy and his silly reindeer! We’re here to bring you holiday cheer and wishes for a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
- Santa left batteries under the tree with a note that said “Due to cutbacks, toys not included.
- Christmas is not only for praying and praising. But for drinking and messing around also. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
- Dearest God, this Christmas I planned on going green. So please get the point and send me lots of cash this Christmas. Thank you!
- Christmas is the festival of love and spirit. So let us drink the spirit to feel love; Merry Christmas too!
- Santa told me you’d been very good this year; I told him it was just a lack of opportunity. Merry Christmas!
- May the festival of Christmas bring beautiful and cheerful memories for you and your dearest family… I wish that you are showered with all the gifts you had dreamt of so that you can have a merrier Xmas… All the best and wish you a warm and Happy Christmas.
- May you do not find your name in Santa’s naughty list this year! Have a blessed and wonderful Holiday season with your family and friends.
- I hope Santa doesn’t find all the faults you have been keeping under the blanket. Merry Christmas, dear.
- Just wanted you to know that you have literally no chance of ending up on the good list of Santa this year. Merry Christmas to you!
- I prayed that Santa would give you wings this Christmas so you can fly and disappear from the earth forever. Just kidding. Merry Christmas!
- You know your life sucks when you have to wait the entire year for Santa to bring you some presents because apparently, no one care to give you a present.
- This Christmas is all about feeling special. I hope you spend this Christmas drinking to the point that you completely forget you’re a loser!
- One important rule of Christmas; You can eat all the sweet candies as long as you don’t forget to brush your teeth. Merry Christmas!
- Santa Clause exists, and he has to work during the holidays. How pathetic!
- On this festive occasion, I wish that your life is blessed with joy and smiles, good humor and loads to laughter to give you a bad stomach ache… Wishing you a very Merry Christmas blessed with all the happiness in the world… May God bless you… Keep laughing!!!
- Hope you have wonderful Christmas as it will take another year for you to celebrate.
Merry Christmas Funny Messages
- I always know you have the right gift for me every Christmas that makes me smile, bring it. I am waiting for it. Merry Christmas!
- Who said the sun has to shine very bright? Wishing you a Merry Christmas because you are my sunshine!
- Don’t celebrate and eat too much as you will need the energy to open the gifts.
- Someone woke very early to check if messages and gifts have arrived. People are still in the celebrating mood.
- Hope your body does not ache after dancing all night. Merry Christmas friend!
- The gift that you can gift your family is trying to be nice today and then go back to your normal after Christmas. Merry Christmas friend!
- Christmas is merrier when you have friends to share the joy and jokes with you… I have you and I want to thank God for this cute and funny present…. Sending lots of love and loads of smiles on Christmas to you with warm New Year wishes…. Have a blast!!!!
- May the spirit of Christmas brighten your coming year with sparkling smiles and warm hugs… May you are blessed with lots of reasons to smile and laugh to make it a joyful year for you… Sending my love and my wishes on this occasion… Merry Christmas to you my dear!!
- I have asked Santa to shower you with the best of the presents this holiday season and he has picked me as your gift as there can be nothing better than me, for you…. Wrapped in love and affection… I am sending you best wishes on this occasion… Merry Christmas!!!
- Is Santa so busy that he cannot find time to groom himself? I think he needs to shave his beard.
- I have Kept some photos in my home So come here instead of Church you can drink and pray, And no more boring speech from the priest Merry Christmas and Happy New year!
- Everyone knows the most important part of the Christmas celebration is spending time with family you don’t get to see very often. Then you have an excuse to neglect them for the rest of the year.
- Funny Christmas Wishes for Him
So flippin’ excited to spend this Christmas with you. Can’t wait to make some funny moments with you. - Someone woke up early in the morning to check his socks. Good for the socks, good for my morning too!
- I would say all I want for Christmas is YOU, But I really would love a new credit card as well!
- The best Christmas gifts are those given from the heart. On the other hand, cash and gift cards are effective too! Merry Christmas!
- Christmas is a time for remembering family and trying to guess everyone’s sizes! Have a Wonderful Christmas!
- Santa was looking at a painting of a naked woman with leaves covering her body for a long time. Santa asked what are you doing and she answered: Waiting for autumn.
- I mistakenly wrapped your Christmas present in a paper that says “Happy Birthday”. So I added the wording “to Jesus” on it. Merry Christmas!
- Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we’ll be seeing six or seven.
- Dear Santa, If you promise to be nice and give me everything on my list, I promise to give you the antidote to those poison cookies you just ate. Thank you.
- Santa has already given me what I wished for so long. Now I want him to fill your socks too! Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas Funny Greetings
- I have prepared the list of wishes for this Xmas and I am sending it to you because you are my Santa and you have the power to make them all come true… I will wait for my presents anxiously… For you, I am sending my blessings and wishes…. Have a Merry Christmas my dear.
- Enjoy your Christmas holiday, the chicken and goose are waiting, don’t forget to send me the blessings. Merry Christmas my friend!
- I wish you hit the jackpot for joy, happiness, and peace this holiday season. Merry Christmas!
- Oh! It’s Christmas! I wish you a day full of laughter and love. Merry Christmas.
- Greetings from Kenya! Don’t be surprised… its Christmas…Merry Christmas my friend.
- I hope your smiles will be as big as your credit card bill this Christmas! Wish you good luck and a lot of fun. Happy Christmas!
- I hope Santa fills our socks with cash instead of gifts and toys. I know you hope for the same. Wish you a happy Christmas!
- Christmas is mostly for children. But we adults can enjoy it too until the credit card bills arrive!
- Remember to smile and enjoy your time. Because when Christmas is over, nobody will care whether you exist or not!
- I’ve finally found the true meaning of Xmas, it’s for those people who can’t spell Christmas!
- May you survive the priest’s boring speech in the church and join me at the party as soon as possible. Merry Christmas!
- The reason why everyone makes wishes every Christmas is that no one’s wish ever comes true! Making Christmas wishes is just a custom! Merry Christmas!
- I hope your celebration will be big and your bill will be small this Christmas. Have a joyful Christmas!
- Christmas is truly full of wonders. It makes all of my savings disappear! That is the Christmas magic; Merry Christmas!
- Enjoy this Christmas till you find your name in Santa’s naughty list. May you have a great holiday!
- Hope you did not forget it’s Christmas. It always comes around each time this year.
- I wish you seasons of eating and having Merry. Merry Christmas and a happy new year!
- Sending you this Christmas gift because you are awesome. Hope you will not change after the season. Merry Christmas!
- Oh no! Can’t believe it, Christmas has been canceled.
- Breaking News Christmas has been postponed.
- I can’t believe it’s already Christmas! The holidays are sometimes exhausting! But stay calm and enjoy Christmas
