You don’t have to be single on Valentine’s Day, but you also don’t have to be in a relationship. If you’re not feeling the love this year don’t worry, because there are plenty of people who feel that way too! Here are 100+ quotes about being single on Valentine’s Day that might just bring a few laughs into your day.
Anti Valentines Day Quotes 2024
- Know why I have a library card? Because I’m checkin’ you out.
- Happy Valentine’s Day to the most beautiful woman I know.
- “Love is friendship that has caught on fire.” —Ann Landers
- You’re dog-gone cute. Pair this with a small dog toy, stickers, or eraser.
- I wheelie like you. You can pair this Valentine’s quote with small Matchbox cars, or little bike toys.
- I like the way you roll. This would be cute with a squishy ball, or a bouncy ball.
- Stupid Cupid
- Roses are red, blah blah blah – WINE.
- R is for Romance. Rum.
- Single and loving it
- Yep, still single
- Cupid rhymes with stupid
- Love stinks… let’s drink!
- Forget love, I’d rather fall into chocolate (wine/beer/tacos)
- No Boyfriend (Girlfriend), No Problem or No Husband (Wife), No Problem
- Cupid makes me cringe
- Not your Valentine.
- Valentine Schmalentine
- Single and not available
- Love is in the air – try not to breathe
- Love disappoints. Tacos don’t.
- V is for Vodka, Not Valentine
- Not today Cupid
- February 14th – Just another day
